Take 5: “Sew” Funny Sayings to Brighten Your Day

by | Apr 28, 2016 | Matilda's Journal, Take 5 | 5 comments

Take 5: Resources, Links and Other Fun FindsHere in Central Montana, we’ve spent the last several days under cloudy skies. The alternating bouts of snow and rain can make for dreary days as winter refuses to give way to warmer, sunnier weather.

So, in an effort to brighten the mood, I thought it would be fun this week to share a bit of sewing-related humor …



Five “Sew” Funny Sayings

I’m a fabric-a-holic on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m on the road to the fabric store.



I'm working on my PhD (projects half done) in sewing.



My biggest fear is that when I die my husband will sell all my craft supplies for what I told him they cost.



My therapist advised I limit my fabric stash to one room. I now have a new therapist.



Sewing fills my days ... not to mention my living room, bedroom and closets!


Have a funny sewing quote to share?

Please share in the comments below!



  1. Linda Miller

    I love these, Tilly. Here’s one:

    I’m just a few yards of fabric away from being featured on an episode of “Hoarders”.

    • Kristin Rutten

      Love that one Linda!! (And if you saw my spare bedroom, you’d see that it almost fits… ) Thx for sharing!! 🙂

  2. Heidi Hanna

    We don’t have a living room anymore. It is my sewing room and bit by bit, I am taking over the dining room. Only hold up is the darn dining room table!

    • Kristin Rutten

      LOL Heidi… thanks for sharing! 🙂

  3. Dorrie Jones

    I’m SABLE – Stash Already Beyond Life Expectancy !

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